58 Cool Things -------------- -1. Negative numbers are cool. 0. There is no such number as 0. That is cool. 1. The Simpsons are cool. 2. Chris O'Malley is cool. 3. We are all cool. 3.1415 Pi is cool. 4. Jon Steiger is cool. 5. The Cool list is cool. 6. John Barthelmes is simply cool. 7. Random list numbers are cool. 8. The spelling 'Jon' is cool. 9. Having this much fun (which should be illegal) is cool. 10. Anyone reading this list is cool, unless you don't agree with it. 11. If you don't agree with it, you're even cooler. 12. You must put limits on Cool. 13. While (1) meject is cool. 14. Dr. Chan is cool. 15. Sobilo's odor is cool. 16. CS400 is cool. 17. Items 17-25 are cool. 18. Any 3-D action game is cool. 19. Mentholatum Decongestant-Analgesic Ointment is cool. 20. moo is cool. 21. Annoying people with .au files is cool. 22. Dangling participles are cool. 23. If you understand #22, you have acheived ultimate cool. 24. Ultimate cool is cool. 25. Dangling XXXX caught in your zipper are cool. 26. You should blink often, even if you're blind. 27. Kevin's spring schedule ...CS400.... is cool (see #16). 28. #26 doesn't have the word `cool' in it. That is cool. 29. WYSWIG word processors are NOT cool. 30. Mispellings of acronyms are cool. 31. Ada is cool. 32. Covering up your mistakes with extra cool items is cool. 33. Inacurate titles for lists are cool. 34. Spelling 'inaccurate' inaccurately is cool. 35. 36. An empty cool list item is cool. 37. Cool is cool. 37.989 66MHz Pentium processors are cool. 39. Cool is still cool. 40. After a while, the word 'cool' looks weird. That's cool. 41. Star Trek is cool. 42. Alaska is cool. 43. Cool. 44. :w when not in command mode is cool. 45. Blank lines are cool. 46. .looc si sdrawkcaB 47. Know it all's are NOT cool. 48. Having too much time on your hands is cool. 49. Dr. Chan is NOT cool. 50. Making up stupid cool list items is cool. 51. Cool list items that you don't remember entering are cool. 53. Skipping a cool list item is cool. 54. Star Trek is cool. 55. Missing people are NOT cool. 56. Conflicting entries in the cool list are cool. 57. Not knowing why we're making the cool list is......cool. 58. Farvernugen is cool. 59. XWindows is cool. 60. .html is cool. 61. Pico is cool. 62. Not knowing how to spell 'Farvernugen' is cool. 63. Compilers are cool. 64. Random coolness is cool. 65. No, vi is cool!!! 66. Did we mention that cool is cool? 67. Multiple entries in the cool list are cool. 68. Arguing about coolness is cool.